Tall people can push short people around day :) (5’3 and down can get pushed around)
Fred: “It’s Oct 26..”
Blake: “Oh no”
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and dont forget to suck dick ''fuck your friend that starts with ''M
yo i thought its no not november
fuck its she is going to ride it anyways starts with
A ''m'' should be fucked
november 26 is for people to suck dick only for people's name start with''M
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Tony Stark died on this day in 2019, therefore it ceases to exist.
On April 26th i went to see Avengers: Endgame and the whole theatre was crying.
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If you're born on this date, then you're a vampire who doesn't age and is extremly handsome
"You are born march 26?"
"Yes."
"How never getting old?"
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National give a girl your sock day
A day where everytime you walk past or meet a girl you have to give them your sock
Person A: "Hey babes"
Girl: "Wheres my sock"
Person B: "yh bro you gotta give her your sock it's 26 October"
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If you send this to someone you owe them a mirror titty pic
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National sex day taken or not you have to have sex with the most important person in your life besides family
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