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Camo shorts, Band T-shirts, swooping haircuts. Bought everything new to look a certain way, they dress that way to be part of the scene and their look has not evolved from the scene. Unbelievably fake- but still real people- they want to do what they do , what is everyones problem?
Scene Kids are People who go to shows but who don't believe in the scene itself.
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Scene kids seem to be everywhere. Many artists have even sung about Scene kids in their songs. For example Hollywood Undead mentions them in a couple of their songs. But no song lays it out better then Geoffrey Paris's song "Scene Kidz"
The lyrics define a scene kid perfectly:
Lyrrics:
I’m Scene... Obscene! (Repeats)
Scene Kids, head full of weave
Head full a’ shit that’s makin’ me hot!
Gotta brain dent
Gotta cigarette
Mommy and Daddy can’t stand it yet!
Racoon tails, Painted nails
Credit card flippin’ for 2 dolla’ ring pops
Uh oh better hurry to class...My sidekick says it’s a quarter past.
Scene kids, got that shit
Myspace this, gotta leave me a pic com
Hair toss, watch the gloss
Tats and the MAC runnin up the cost
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with HELLO KITTY, GLOOMY BEAR!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with PLASTIC GUNS & HAIR STR8NERS!
(Chorus)
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha got
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha rock
Scene Kids, Where ya at?
Drama at the mall, yeah we do it like that.
Snake Bites,
Faggot fights,
Gotta make sure those jeans are tight,
Take it back one time to smoke,
Two times to drink
And free time for coke
Lemme hit that Photoshop... lookin’ real good with ur face all cropped.
Scene kids talk that shit
“Look at that bitch,
I think she’s a fat cow”
Stupid ass slut, shut the fuck up before I wipe off your eyebrow!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with FAKE EYELASHES...WHORE TRAINS
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with ...
(CHORUS)
Gore, Mattel, Vuitton, kannibal, murder, Hilton... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Vance, brutal, beatdown, vicious, terror, massacre... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Chaos, suicide, catastrophe, dior, tragedy, Vanity... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Scene kids intro
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM JEE GEOFFREY guess what!
GEOFFREY PARIS: CHRISTOFF, I’m trying to enjoy my sushi..what?
DJ CHRISTOFF: Barbie Triskadekaphobia AP/VIP/PD/FD/AE just imed me on my new limited edition juicy coture sidekick ID...she says her myspace just got hacked... AGAIN!
GEOFFREY PARIS: Double yoo tee eff? Didn’t she have like, 60 thousand friends?
DJ CHRISTOFF: I guess they got into her account. After all, everyone knows her password was HELLO KITTY 69.
GEOFFREY PARIS: Whatever. That bitch totally deserved it. I was only like, number 4 on her top 8. I totally wanted to rip out her weave at warpped tour. But I was too busy hanging out with that one guy from that one band.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM EFF JEE, he’s so totally lush!
GEOFFREY PARIS: I know right?!
So anyways, are you going to that party in LA this weekend?
DJ CHRISTOFF: FUCK YEAH I AM! Isn’t Dani Gore, Izzy Hilton, Dominick Andrew, Vivica Von, Plastic Precious, David Dior, Melissa Millionaire, Barbie Beatdown, Jenniffer Genuine, Nathan Amazing, Timothy Paul, Iann Vuitton, Mattie Mattel, Louie Lohan, Miles Devin, John Hock, Scotty Vicious, Toby Titties, Rochelle Riot, Sarah Von Dance, FAKE FAGGOT, Sarah and Kristin Vance, Chamaine Murders, and Miss Mother Fucking Erica all supposed to be there?
GEOFFREY PARIS:... Yeah... I heard they were going.
DJ CHRISTOFF: Whatever, let's get outta here. I have church in the morning.
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Basically meaning 'Kids who just stand around at shows for the scene.' This term is now becoming older and older as more 'scene kids' start to dress scene not 'act it.' Hell I know so many 'scene' kids that listen to fucking brutal music and dance at shows, they don't just do it for the scene.
But alas I can see where people come from when they talk abt faggy pretentious scene kids that take a bazillion pictures for myspace and are sheepish constanly touch their hair and fold their arms and bitch whine and bitch but anyway yeah the music scene isn't about fashion but fashion is always incorporated into the scene, so I'm afraid you crnt just go "ah fucking scene kids blah blah blah...hatebreed...I'm a tough guy & I kick the shit out of you cus I listen to Donny Brook" cus chances are, you wear baggy jeans and some stupid £10 silver necklace and you have a skinhead, so yet agen your still doing it for the fashion! your trying to get out of this loophole that you crnt get out of. So I just say stop trying to be fuckin original, cus everyone dresses the same neway & also stop makin a big deal outta the hardcore scene, it's not about self respect bla blah blah its about wotever the fuck you want. Btw i fucking hate the scene.
Twatty Tough Guy "Grrr I hate scene kids, I have too many baggy hatebreed t shirts and my band has a fat bassist that just tunes to drop d and plays all the same old shit, Our new album is out it's called 'the hard fight' we have a new song called 'Self Respect'. Favourite pastimes are ranting abt how shit myspace is & trying to look cool and not find lots of clothes that seperate me from the scene.
Twatty Scene Kid "OMGZZZZZZ like my band is gonna play awesome metalxcore and we're gonna be called .burningxthroughxthexseasonxofxfire. and we're gonna have long song titles like 'I didn't even know it but he died right before my eye's, and now I'm carrying his corpse' I love x's on my screen name and my band name cus we're 'straight edge' but we still smoke and drink
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A group of kids who all hang out togther and have the "emo" hairstyle, tight girl pants a tight band t-shirt and wear checkered vans and a studded belt. They are typically very, very vain and think highly of themselves. And piss on those heavier or different than them just to boost their self esteem. They listen to screamo, hardcore and gangster rap. They incorporate rap vernacular in their everyday language to be "just random" They claim to be straight edge when they think it's cool around the older scene kids but when all of their non-scene friends are around them smoking they smoke just to fit in. Then will claim to need a huge nic fix. They constantly pull double standards when the topic of music is brought up. For example:
scene kid: "Do you like Underoath?"
metalhead: "Not really my thing."
metalhead: "I'm a big fan of Iron Maiden though."
Scene kid: "Eeew Iron Maiden is sooo old and gross, I hate them....arrgh!"
Metalhead: "Have you even heard them?"
Scene kid: "No."
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Names-
scene kids enjoy adding words that start with the same letter to there actual name
ex. "sara spiderwebs" "dana disaster" "sinister steve"
Likes-
Generally Scene kids,
have slight obsessions with things like
cereal, reptar, Toy guns, spaceships,(the word's 'Rawr' 'Supah' '{insert adjective here}face' 'stellar' '!' 'x' 'poo') kind of kid stuff, after all they are called scene kids not scene adults or something like that.
Age-
the average age for scene kids is between (14-17) some may continue and are sometimes called scenesters
Listens to-
Music for scene kids varies but most includes scremo or electro pop' alternative rock, indie, and singer/songwriter
dislikes-
scene kids hate being confused with emos, or being labeled in general (be careful in some areas scene kids are more like gang members and might possibly be affiliated with drug pushing) scene kids are not emo scene kids are mostly happy and are not into that kind of apathetic, wrist cutting stuff that emos are into.
Appearance-
Boys, see scene boys
Girls, see scene girls
(scene kids are also camera/myspace/facebook/twitter/vain obsessed, and scene kids don't say you aren't cause i know i am!)
'sara spiderwebs'
1. Did you go to the 'stellar' concert last night
'dana disaster'
2. poo no i missed it
'sara spiderwebs'
1. ugh, Bummer-face
'dana disaster'
2. Rawr!' i really wanted to go sad-face!
(scene kids)
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Scene kids are awesome. We don't admit to being scene but we totally are. We're hated by many for being who we are but we don't care. We always have a Myspace and have alliterative or rhyming names such as Shannon Passion, Victoria Vanity, or Brooke Burnout. Sometimes our names don't rhyme at all, such as Emily Suicide or Jenna Razor Blade. Our hair is very important to us. Mine is bra-strap length, dark and curly, with blue and pink streaks and long, thick blunt bangs that touch my eyelashes. Since my hair is curly I can't tease it, but if you work with curly hair right it can look amazingly scene. Of course if your hair is straight you can tease it the traditional scene-way and all that good stuff. Scene kids love to dye their hair and wear huge childish hair bows. Makeup is another thing that's important. My makeup is thick, black eyes and nude lips. The eyes are the main point so we don't play up our lips because we don't want anyone to be distracted from our gorgeous eyes. Some scene kids also wear rainbow eye makeup, but it's rather hard to pull off. Most scene kids are pale, but that's not to say that scene kids can't be of the darker skin tone too. My skin is like brown sugar, and I don't have the stereotypical straight hair, blue eyes and ghost-white skin. So anyone can be scene, if they want to. Scene kids also like to wear tight band tees and tees with random cute stuff on it like Hello Kitty. Dark-washed skinny jeans are an absolute must. Jeans simply cannot be light unless they're pure white. Neon skinny jeans and animal print ones are a plus too. Scene kids also wear dark washed minis with animal print or neon leggings underneath. If skinny jeans are destroyed, they also wear tights underneath. Hoodies can be any color, but the main ones are funky neon colors, pure black and pure white. Dark blues and plums are generally not seen on a scene kid. Accessories are wristbands, fake pearls, pyramid stud belts, Hello Kitty/Invader Zim/robot/random cute necklaces, simple hoop earrings or crazy outlandish ones, and tons of jelly bracelets. Scene kids also like piercings, although to be scene it's not mandatory. The most common ones are septum piercings and snakebites. Scene kids love cutesy things like Gloomy Bear, Hello Kitty, Invader Zim, Miffy, Happy Tree Friends, etc. Scene kids are very confident, threading the line of conceited. But who can blame us? We're gorgeous. Scene kids can also wear glasses, but they have to be thick, plastic frames in either black or white. Anything else just isn't scene enough. We always go to shows and post pictures from them on our Myspace. We like screamo bands, but we basically enjoy any music other than rap or country. Scene kids are either hxc or sxe. Hardcore = hxc and it means that you drink, do drugs, and engage in casual sex. Straight edge = sxe, and it means that you don't. (For the record, I am sxe.) Scene kids idolize our fellow scene queens such as Kiki Kannibal, Zui Suicide, Hannabeth and Audrey Kitching. We also love Jeffree Star and think Alex Evans is amazingly cute. We use lots of scene lingo such as "rawrr", "you are the sex", "that's golden", "that's radd", "that's stellar", "your clothes are so Vogue", etc. For shoes we wear Converse in assorted colors or cute ballet flats. We also like coontails, which you can either dye straight into your hair or get extensions. Oversized sunglasses in black or white are a must because they have an air of mystery and fame to them, which scene kids like. We always accept every single friend request we get on Myspace and strive to have the most friends. We're very goofy and fun, and contrary to popular belief, we don't cut, we're not depressed, and we're generally not openly rude to anyone. We are NOT emo, so do not call us that or else we'll get ultimately pissed. Most of us dream of becoming a model, photographer, or hair stylist. We're happy and fun-loving. Every scene kid is original. :
Scene Kid: "Do you want to go see Hawthorne Heights tonight? I hear their performance is gonna be totally stellar."
Other Scene Kid: "That's golden. Let's go."
Scene Kid: "Okay, but I have to fix my hair and makeup first. Oh-em-gee, where did I put my Hello Kitty necklace?"
Other Scene Kid: "Your clothes are Vogue enough. You don't need that Hello Kitty Necklace. Now, that show is gonna be thasexx and I don't wanna miss it!"
Average Kid: "Ugh, what is it with scene kids?"
Both Scene Kids: *eyeroll* "You wouldn't understand." *dissolves into a sea of obnoxious giggles*
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A bunch of elitist fucks that all dress like girls and wish they were in college. So they can be ARTxCORE.
They also enjoy telling anyone who will listen which bands have 'sold out' (changed from some 'indie' lable to one that's less 'indie' so they can attract a larger audience) and why that's disappointing and/or expected.
They hang out at shows and act completely disinterested in the band and tell you off if you make any attemp at all to enjoy yourself. If you're not one of them, they'll gaggle up in little groups and mock how 'unscene' you are (thus the elitist title).
Scene kids cannot bear to be 'out-banded,' that is to say, if you happen to drop the name of a band they've never heard of before, they'll immediately start bragging about how many times they've seen that band, and then drop a band name (that's probably made up) you've hopefully never heard before just to nurse their wounded ego.
And, believe you me, the ego of a scenester is a force to be reckoned with.
I wanted to go to the show, but all those damn scene kids were there and it was sold out.
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