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punt-o'clock

The designated time to hit the pub with the boys to send this week's pay check on the donkeys and pan lickers. Usually occurs on pay day but is subject to change depending on financial positions. KICK... KICK.... KICK......

"it's punt-o'clock boys"
"hope the pay checks are in cuz it's punt-o'clock"

by Dennnyyy August 8, 2019


ween punted

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.

Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.

by aeropb January 14, 2014


Bum-punt

Game played by various friends in which you kick other friends in the ass whilst yelling "bum-punt", no kick backs rules may also be applied immediately after the first bum-punt occurs and there are no scoring rules.

Same basic idea for crotch-punt and also cunt-punt!

Friend 1: *kicks friend 2 in ass*

Friend 1: "Bum-punt, no kick backs"

Friend 2: "you git"

by PsuedoStarbuck February 14, 2009


Punt this hing

When you kick an object full force with the intention of damaging something or someone.

"Hawl you , punt this hing ... NOW!"

by Bonemasonary August 1, 2018


Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.

Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.

by Nemoisdumb45 February 25, 2019


imp punt

A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2

Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*

Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*

by Deez ur mom lmao November 1, 2021


camel punt

When a man kicks, or "punts" a woman who's vagina is exposed through her clothing, or, "has a camel toe"

Johnny saw that nasty hoe on the street and camel punted her.

by Camelpunter January 12, 2014