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69 is slang for when two partners arrange their bodies to perform oral sex on one another at the same time in a way said to look like the number 69.
"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
"Heheh..."
The sexual version of 69 is when a Male will eat out a Female, and A female sucks a Males dick.
Girl: I heard that Joe and Betty did 69 last night!
Boy: When will we do that..?
A number which is universally recognized as a joke. It actually has many meanings, though some not so appropriate.
1. A sex position in which the male licks the female's vagina, while the female sucks the male's penis, often with the female on top of the male or vice versa.
2. The name of a famous American rapper.
3. A fucking number that comes before 70
4. Sex tonight.
5. Still reading this? You dirty minded piece of shit.
John : "Hey, me and my girlfriend are gonna 69."
Harry : "Oh really? Lucky you."
Teacher : "Alright class, turn your maths textbooks to page 69."
*Entire class snickers*