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One time leader of the British Conservative Party - in which capacity he proved completely useless. Now he's back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. Iain Duncan Smith is bald, rich and a cunt. He lives in his London home rent free. He has never been poor but he's determined to starve out the UK underclass (who were once a working class until Thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). This bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-class, out of touch, money hoarding, benefit cutting, wankstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.
Benfit Claimant 1: You going Christmas shopping this afternoon?
Benefit Claimant 2: You're fucking joking right? All I've got to look forward to is Iain Duncan Smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. Cunt!
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a song written by the band known as Dethklok. It was performed at Batsfjord, Norway where over 300,000 fans attended to hear the single be performed live. Fans signed "pain waivers" before attending this concert due to its brutality. The song was written for the Duncan Hills Coffee Corporation. According to the Frontman Nathan Explosion, they were there..."to make coffee metal, everything metal... Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity."
My best friend died at the Dethklok concert while listening to "Duncan Hills Coffee".
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Duncan Sheik had two top forty hits "Barely Breathing"('97)
and "On a High"
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Wanting to have sexual relations with someone for no obvious reason.
Dude Jessica is a Rachel Duncan Thing.
Agreed.
When someone named Duncan 'b dizzles' all over another man's face while simultaneously shitting on his own legs and rubbing it in like body wash.
Bro I got b dizzled so good last night. I cant walk straight from how hard duncan b dizzled all over my face and body and balls.
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A man, a myth, a legend. Only 3 words define that statement. Danny, Fucking, Duncan. You want to wait till marriage, be like this man. If you want to make your friends roll around in donkey shit, be like Danny Fucking Duncan. You wanna eat ass every night but stay abstinent, be like this man. Rock on fuckers, and remember, fuck the elderly.
Boring Ron: My life is boring, but I love reading.
Danny Fucking Duncan: Wanna change that? Be like me, and go fuck with the 70 year old on that bus bench.
Fun Ron: Now that I ate ass, and fuck with old people. I now can call myself a Danny Fucking Duncan. *fat guy crossing street* “Hey old guy, try to catch this rock.”
News Reporter: Yeah some fucker named fun Ron just killed a fat person. I wish I was a Danny Fucking Duncan.
Remember to steal your moms money, and kill the elderly. ROCK ON!
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shitty ass dirty ass school with shitty ass food, tons of 8th graders making out, one time some 6th grade boys had sex in the girls bathroom. and all the teachers fucking suck
oh you go to duncan middle school? your a loser