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A place to buy goods for your home. It has a nice selection of throw pillows.
Person One: I need a lamp
Person Two: Ok
Person One: I'm going to Home Goods
Person Two: Great
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Travel 264 miles from your home
I should stay home this weekend, in Durham 264 miles from my actual house. Travel to Durham, save lives.
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For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.
Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.
Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.
A term for asking someone to homecoming. Like a promposal, but worse
Janice : “I have a home inquiry for you, Daniel. Will you go to homecoming with me?”
Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”
Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper”
The microphone Google uses for marketing.
Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"