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When you insert testicles into a womans anal cavity, then she farts them out.
Me and the old lady were pushing plums last night.
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1. The act of stuffing terds back into the anus
2. An offensive word used to describe a man with dingleberries.
1. The toilet wasnt flushing at my girlfriends house so i had to 'plum dinger' and hope that I could leave the house without being seen
2. Man 1: "Look at his anus."
Man 2: "That plum dinger, doesnt he know how to wipe with charmin?"
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Having stink nuggets (sometimes hardened) attached to your anal hair resembling a plum growing on a tree.
If you do not properly wipe fesces off of your butthole, you may get plum tree.
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a Sugar Plum is when a black guy dips his balls (aka the Scrotum) in sugar and then proceeds to Tea bag his partner.
That girl must have gotten a Sugar Plum, she has sugar all over her face!
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Child rape and government corruption capitol of the world. Diddlers are common place and on the off chance you don't overdose on ketamine you'll either get raped or be driven to suicide by the extremely unqualified teachers.
Dude 1: "I'm covered in napalm, this sucks!"
Dude 2: "At least you don't live in Plum Borough."
Dude 1: "Good point."
When a girl chicken gives birth to a live cock while sucking another cock’s cock.
The reason it’s called rotten plum is because the cock being born is dirty, because the chicken is sucking the cock of another cock while the cock is being born.
Farmer Joe: “Oh no my chicken has rotten plum!”
Chicken: “Too many cocks”
Farmer Joe: “what the fuck. Why’d my chicken talk?”
An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.
Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.