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When you take a dump and your friend pees down your asscrack to clean it
Hey I ran out of toilet paper, can you give me a buddy bidet
When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.
"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"
When you have run out of toilet paper and you call your cousin Cletus or equivalent to come and do you a solid and use his stream of urine to clean your chocolate covered starfish.
“Yeah I ran out of toilet paper and I had to give my cousin a call to come and give me an Appalachian bidet to get clean.”
Spotting one junkie in a crowd eating another junkie's asshole.
Damn khed I'm so hungry I could even go for a NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET
Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.
My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.
Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.
Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.
The act of shitting in your side-loading washing machine, then using it to clean yourself.
Theres a line for the bathroom, I guess it's time for an American bidet.