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The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.
Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it
Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet
When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.
I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.
A sexual act in which one person lies on the bed with a mouthful of water while the partner places their anus on top of the mouth. The partner on the bed then squirts water up at the anus, cleaning it and providing maximum pleasure
"my anus was pretty dirty the other day, so I got Stacy to bidet me, it was glorious"
The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1
There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet
When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.
I usually prefer the canine bidet to a regular one, but I ran out of skippy.