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When you think you're gonna fart but a dookie comes out.
James: Bro I thought it was gonna be a fart but then I shit my pants!
John: You just got hit with a brown surprise!
Usually an emergency situation,when a sewer line breaks or when a portable toilet is overturned in a highily visible area and the insueing mess is totally discusting. When spotted people will usually run away.
Could also be a code brown.
A gust of wind blew down the porta-pottie and now we have a condition brown.
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The act of a stripper taking a dump on the stage or runway.
DJ: And now bring your attention to beautiful Lexus who will be performing the infamous Brown Penguin...
Guy #1: Oh my god, that stripper just squatted out a deuce the size of a Pringles can on the stage!
Guy #2: Yup, she just pulled the old Brown Penguin... Seeing that was definitely worth a dollar...
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When u have to poop so bad that a little comes out on your underwear
I tried to hold my poop but a brown dabber happened
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When someone sharts in excitement while eating tacos.
Brooke:"Dude, you look uncomfortable.."
A.J. : "I had a brown moment.."
Brown buddy - a shit stained hand usually involved in a handshake. EX: Ron shook Ed's hand after a long stretch in prison, unfortunately Ron didn't know Ed didn't properly wash his hands after a bowel movement and ended up with a slightly brown hand, now that's a brown buddy."
Unfortunately after that turd, I'll be giving "brown buddys" to all my pledge buddys.
when you have a second gooch in place of another belly button
man did you hear aidan has brown syndrome?
yes bro i’ve seen his second gooch
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