Dad

Someone who leaves you before you're born.

Me: my dad is gone.

Dad

A person who usually leaves.

That person is such a dad.

Dad

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

Dad

A lovely kind person who is quite like a unversial remote, he is a taxi driver, and an ATM all at once, and he can easily be won over with a cup of tea!
Father, Taxidriver, ATM, Parent, GAA Fanatic.

Daughter: Dad, will to drive me into town.

Dad: Hmm, i dunno..!!

Daughter: ill make tea...

Dad: Ok!!

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Dad

The guy who is supposed to be there for you. Not the guy who hangs out with his friends getting drunk all the time, going to bars every night, getting in jail, saying he doesn't give a fuck. Thats why i call Kellin Quinn my dad. Yeah, i may not know him personally, never even met him, but i can tell you that his music, sleeping with sirens, even closer 2 closer, helps me get through it. It gives me hope. I need to meet him one day, and tell him what his music means to me.

Them:"Hey Kellin Quinn"

Me:"Hes like my dad, his music raised me"

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DAD

drop a duece

person 1:i have to go DAD
person 2:don't forget to wipe

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Dads

A term that could be used instead of "Bro's" or a similar word.

I can't wait til the party starts. See You Dads there.

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