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Teenage Trifecta

A teenage trifecta is composed of 3 things:

1. Teenage Males
2. Marijuana
3. Driving

If two come into play, you will most likely be ok.
If all three are involved, you will be fucked.

Chris: Yo wanna drive now?
Joe: Dude I can't man, we just smoked pot.
Chris: So what man, lets go to BK!
Joe: Yo come on, you gotta follow the teenage trifecta

by The King's Saint January 21, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


teenage virgin

an endangered species

i bet none of those 13 year old's are teenage virgins

by _derrimariela July 13, 2012

32๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teenage Sociologist

A teenager who likes to "study Society", who is involved in the social science of Sociology. Typically, they fight 'The Man' by 'observing' reactions of society (their small group of friends), sticking it to Capitalists, Corporate America, and conformists.

They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.

Derek: This whole Julian Assange issue is great, I like to study the reactions of society of this event

John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?

Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it

John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?

Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.

John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it

Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all

John: Ok, so that's a yes?

Derek: For a conformist, yes

John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun

Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*

John: teenage sociologist.... great

by Clynic98 December 8, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teenage girl

Now, let's be mature people here. This website is meant to help you know the definitions of words, not to attack people.

A teenage girl is a girl that is 13-19 years old. That's it. Nothing more.

Sadly, teenage girls have unfortunately received an unfair bad name. Even though there are definitely some unlikeable, obnoxious ones out there, there are far more who are very intelligent, kind, and respectful. So to any teenage girls reading this right now, don't let anybody judge you just for your age.

Not all teenage girls are slutty, boy-obsessed, fashion-obsessed, and annoying. Some of them can be as smart and mature as adults.

by Thats16myboi June 20, 2020

336๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teenage-nap

1)When your teenage friends show up at your house unexpected, and take you away, somewhat forcefully, to some location, because your family was forcing you to do something.

2) When your teenage friend is driving and you have to sit in the car while they do errands and/or drop off other friends before you.

John: Dude I can't go to the party, my parents want me to watch my sister.
Matt: Well then, I'll just have to teenage-nap you.

Jenna: I'm gonna drive to a few places before I drop you home ok?
Maria: Fine but I'm considering this Teenage-napping.

by funnyJill August 9, 2012


teenage mother

1. a female who has sex too young with a guy whos only intrest in life is to get some,who end the end leaves her alone with a little baby who she will love unconditionally for the rest of her life
2. having no life again...ever

my dickwad exboyfriend got me pregnant and now im a teenage mother

by rebekah April 22, 2005

86๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


teenage letdown

When you become a teenager and you realize that all the things you thought you could do when you were a child...you can't.

my worst teenage letdown was when i realized i wasnt going to be the youngest traveling lion tamer in southwest michigan.

by Angelacia May 3, 2007

73๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž