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a conversation between only a few people, and dont want anyone else involved.
This is an AB conversation. So, you can C yourself out, before D and E, F you up.
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When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.
When I showed her my Abe Lincoln she dropped her Gettysburg a dress.
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The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.
Dude I just gave that bitch the Abe Lincoln
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When you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and witness the illusion that your abs are toned, which quickly fades away as soon you eat a bagel and have a cup of coffee.
::wakes up in the morning.. looks into mirror::
me: Damn... I'm lookin' sexy ::flexes:: OOOH YEA!
::later in the day::
Me: Damnit... I need to work out.. damn allusive deceitful morning abs..
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It's a kink where someone gets excited by having their abs either rubbed, scratched lightly or played with
I told my girl that I have an abs kink and she started rubbing my 12 pack slowly to get me in the mood.
lack of an ABS system in the car calling for intense and often tiring pumping of the brake pedal to stop.
Jesus, i almost crashed yesterday cuz' of my shitbox's manual ABS
When people create memes that insinuate that Abraham Lincoln said something that he indeed did not. Can be used to describe memes of other famous personalities such as Mahatma Ghandi or Albert Einstein which were faked in a similar manner.
"Are you sure Abraham Lincoln said that? Seems like someone was abe-meming."