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Abercrombie is a worthless brand for retards who can't afford Polo Ralph Lauren or Lacoste. Only stupid "jocks" and stupider blonds wear this shit. Cool people wear ralph lauren, lacoste, tommy hilfiger, or banana republic. This brand sucks, just like american eagle and hollister. Gayass pretentious retards who wear abercrombie and american eagle type brands can go eat shit out of their asses.
Person 1: I can't afford to buy a Lacoste t-shirt so i bought this abercrombie shirt
Person 2: Go drink your mom's period blood, douche bag
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Short for Abercrombie & Fitch, a clothing company who used to make presidential quality clothing (worn by Roosevelt and Ford among others). Became bankrupt in the 1970s, was aquired, then later reinvented itself into the young, rich, WASPish "lifestyle" clothing company it is seen as today. Usually perceived by middle and lower class American youth as tastelessly showy and flamboyant.
"Abercrombie never has sales."
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A pejorative term used to describe someone who is deemed to be overly trendy and/or a clothes hound. From the clothes store of the same name.
Boy, is she ever an abercrombie!
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A person that looks very familiar to the character on the smurfs Gargamel.
Hey lets get an autograph from abercrombie.Maybe we can get one from smurfet too.
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1. Buy jeans from another store.
2. Set them down in the street.
3. Run them over with a monster truck repeatedly.
4. Jack up the prices and sell.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!
Honestly, why do people buy Abercrombie jeans and think they look cool? It's fucking repugnant.
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It is the most FAB-U-LOUS store and clothing EVER!!! It's like drugs!! It is over priced so only those who REALLY love it can afford it! It is very important to the preties of the world, becasue without it we would be ugly! Like the AE people!
A nationwide store that was founded in Colubus, OH in 1892.
BEAUTY!! thats all there is to say!!
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Abercrombie is the kids version of Abercrombie & Fitch. Not to be mistaken for the "adult" store, Abercrombie is showcased in lower case letters and has pictures of kid models in the back of the register. The people who usually shop here are soccer moms, spanish families always looking in the sale section and the black people who come from different states trying to return what they've stolen at another abercrombie location. Abercrombie used to be cool back in the day when their clothes were original and well made. Now abercrombie has the same exact design each year but with different colors. In rare occasions they will feature a "black" or "charcoal" colored item although abercrombie does not sell black or purple. All abercrombie based company stores are required to set the music at a certain level, unfortunately this consists of terrible techno/dance/pop music at awfully loud levels. They are also required to spray the stores "main fragrance" every 30-60 minutes. You can usually hear or smell an abercrombie store from a mile away. It is required and the district managers for abercrombie stores make the rounds to make sure it's in effect. The employees are surprisingly diverse in most stores, they are required to greet customers at the door and use a tag line at the register. Abercrombie and Abercrombie & Fitch mostly have the same designs but Abercrombie is cheaper as it's targeted for kids. The company requires the employee's to wear only certain colors for each specific season. There are two types of employee's at abercrombie, "models" which work on the floor and "impact" who usually work in the back. At some specific locations during the christmas season they will assign someone to stand in the front and greet people (without folding or assisting customers). This is usually common at flagship locations. The flagship locations hire models for the first floor and front rooms and the rest of the workers are actual employees. At certain locations there is an "overnight team" that cleans up the store after it closes. The abercrombie fragrances at the moment are Cologne 15, Phelps and Chase for boys and Spirit, Emerson and Perfume 15 for girls.
The entire company consists of Abercrombie (or a92), Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister Co., Ruehl and Gilly Hicks.
Mom: Why is the music SO LOUD in this store, why does it smell so horrible. Can't you turn the music down!!!
Abercrombie employee: I'm sorry ma'am it's the company's policy we aren't allowed to lower it.
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