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owebam-account

Broke, no funds, overdrawn to the extreme, underwater and lower than whale shit, bankrupting yourself and still spending.

"I sure could use a cup but I checked the owebam-account and it looks dicey. What the hell! Come on, I'll buy us both a 'Bucks and leave it to Uncle Visa." or...

"New coat? I thought you were broke."
"Yah, but the owebam-account is still open."

by geezitron December 9, 2009

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flop account

The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.

Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021

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fake account

An account used for trick and extort gullible man. Generally the profile picture is an attractive woman.

I was extorted for a fake account in ܳtwitter.

by barbaroja December 29, 2022

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sass account

A account on social media that posts anything. There is no theme to there account and most sasses rant about there life on it. Most of the time they let no one from real life follow them. (most sass accounts are on instagram)

Someone from real life: "I saw your sass account on instagram! let me follow!"

sass: "No! Stop its just for me."

by papertowns July 6, 2014

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Bank Account

A Man's Privial parts! Sound's weird, i know, but drawing money out of a bank account is sorta the same as drawing man-juice out of a shlong!

"His bank account was empty by the time I finished with him!"

by Kez December 11, 2004

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flop account

someone that post tweets but they fail to get many likes. a term mostly used in stan twitter for someone who gets 10-20 likes maximum.

Did you see alex's flop account? He gets like three likes maybe if he just deactivates.

by bocasclouds May 27, 2020

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capital account

(n.) Rarely accessed account that records only permanent changes in capital, such as drawings or withdrawl of capital.

The interest on my capital a/c is given to the current account.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

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