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Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before him. He is also very funny.
Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!
Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!
Man: ...
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The sexiest thing ever to walk the Earth. Lives off of coffee and the love of Hobos.
That is one hot Amber! Do you smell coffee?
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/am-bur/ n. (sxy: 1988) 1. Surfer Girl/ Kewl Girl, 2. Gods gift to man, 3. One sexy down to earth female who contains the most luring eyes and breath-taking smile., 4. pure fun, an orgasmic feeling unnatural to most people 5. purely all natural and sexy.
n. (4) "while drinking heavy amounts of alcohol causing me to rip off all my clothes and run into the ocean i felt an Amber hit my body as i jumped up and down causing the crowd to clap and cheer my name."
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1. fossilized tree sap
2. a precious gem
3. a goldish brown/yellow
1. In Jurassic Park, they took DNA from mosquitos trapped in amber.
2. This gem in my necklace is amber.
3. ...amber waves of grain...
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Amber is a thick fine asf girl. she will make you laugh no matter what mood your in. but she can't stand fake hoes. when you tell her a secret she won't tell no one. when it comes to relationship she real and wants love
guy 1: did u see amber booty it fat ass fuck
guy 2: yea I want her to be mine
guy 3: I bet she can give good head
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She's loyal and a queen. Everyone loves her because... well she's the best. She's slim thicc and beautiful. She's kinda a whore but she works it. She probably has long blonde hair and piercing green eyes. Her future is bright and she's honestly a beautiful person inside and out. Everyone wants a bite of Amber
"I honestly love her she's such an Amber"
"I love her too... I kinda want her to suck my dick"
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