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A "country" that is really a continent .-.
America is a continent, not a country
Land of the free home of the brave guns are religion and their military kicks ass.
America is the land of opportunity.
America is a continent, not a country. It has 35 countries. Most Usonians incorrectly refer to Usonia with this word.
Average Usonian Idiot: America is my country and it's the best country in the world.
Smart Person: America is a continent, not a country.
As said by Joe Biden, "asnafutimnaffutifut boo."
Wow, Joe really pooped up on his speech about America.
America is an amazing loving young lady , she will always be there when you need her no matter how she feels . She will never give up on what she wants , she is great with men and never do anyone dirty . America can also be an freak when she wants but will always respect , nobody can ever relate to how perfect she is . She just always going to look good in everything periotttt. She usually plays soccer and usually Mexican with that cake . Once you find one never let her go because she is hard to find again .
America the definition of perfect
Americaism is a religion strongly involving the worship of the Founding Fathers.
Guy 1: So Bill, what religion are you?
Guy 2: Well I used to be Chrisitan, but I just converted to Americaism!
Guy 1: Sweet! How do I convert?
Guy 2: Just go to your local NRA and say you want to become truly American!
Guy 1: Wow! Pretty cool!