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A huge shit that stick out of the water like the uss arizona in Hawaii.
Dude i took the biggest shit today. it was a full on arizona poop. the end was stickin out of the water!
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The act of burping and then blowing it in someone's face, also a Hooka technique in which you cup your hands together and blow the smoke in them close them, go up to someone and blow it in their face.
Todd: I drank to much last night man.
Ben: Yeah man me too. I gave tina an Arizona foghorn and she got pissed!
Todd: Nice!
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Dirty school located in Tucson Arizona. This school is also commonly called the university of North Mexico or the university of Immigrants. Most people go there just to party, it's actully shit at acedemics. Alumni suck if you want to be poor and living on the streets then just go to the U of A. Jimmy Tatro is a fucking horseshit actor and he can suck my dick.
Man you go to the unniversity of arizona, that must fuckin blow
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Discreetly ejaculating on the back of someone's knee.
Last night my girl said she was too tired for sex so after she fell asleep I gave her an Arizona Sunrise and went back to my place.
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A small small town that contains a whole lot of nothing. Nothing meaning only one convenience store (IGA) and only one fast food place (Alibertos). Like every town there is a post office and a library. That's about it. Heber has a very small population of nerdfighters, (if you counted them right now you wouldn't have to count very high because you would only be counting to the number 1). Heber specializes in creating WorldSuck.
They say in a small town things grapevine pretty fast? Well you have no idea until you live in a town this small. Nothing is secret and nothing is sacred.
The population on Heber goes to a high school called Mogollon High School. We excel in sports and music, and have the best small ensemble on the white mountains.
Person #1: Have you heard about what's her name? She asked what's his name to the dance didn't she?
Person #2: Of course I've heard about what's her name. Who hasn't heard about her?
Person #3 (lonely nerd type person): I haven't heard about what's her name.
Person #1: Well that sir is because you are a nerd, and nerds are not allowed to be included in the grapevine. You are not permitted to know anything. The only thing you're good for is to be made fun of.
Person #3: *grabs stuff and walks away slowly pretending this never happened*
That's your run through of a normal day in small town Heber, Arizona, USA.
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#1 in innovation #2 Stanford #3 MIT
Student 1: Our school just found a cure for cancer!
Student 2: Our school just solve the problem for world peace!
Arizona State University Student: Ya, but are you #1 in innovation?
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An Arizona Border Burrito is when a Caucasian and a Mexican position their asses together, like the border between the US and Mexico, and then shit in unison until both piles of feces blend together. Then the Mexican scoops up the combined feces and places it into a corn tortilla and rolls it tightly. The Mexican then shoves the rolled burrito into the Caucasians ass and ensures a good fit with just a bit of penetration. Then Caucasian shits the rolled burrito back out and feeds it to the the mexican.
Ingredients:
1. Caucasian
1. Mexican
1. Corn tortilla
An Arizona Border Burrito should be served warm, with a side of guacamole and sour cream. This dish is typically served in small Arizona border towns. Ask for it by name.
Hey Kip, I heard you like the Arizona Border Burrito that they serve down at the VFW...
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