Willy Banter

Someone who enjoys 'playing with his willy' or infact using his penis for other pleasurable activities. These people may be recognized as 'Wankers'.

Tomo: Alrihh Finto , whaa ye get up tah last niite?

Finto: Jayzuz Tomo, had fuckin' serious willy banter. Ye won't belieeve the state of me fuckin' jocks now.

Willy Banter ,Wanker, Willy Whistler, Adam

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Witty Banter

This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.

Therein, according to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond; this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.

It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the glittered inflection of voice.

Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"

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muff banter

Oral sex on a woman.

That guy was an expert muff banterer.

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Flirty banter

Banter between friends (usually (but not limited to) male and female) which seems sexual, or like flirting but with no sexual attraction between parties.

Friend 1: You see Jane and Bob flirting at that party last night?
Friend 2: Nah, that was plain old flirty banter. Everyone knows Jane's gay.

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banter fc

Manchester United

Person 1: OMG, Manchester United lost 3-1 to Crystal Palace!
Person 2: Manchester United is the real banter fc

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Bit of banter

A phrase used by cowards to try and prevent themselves being punched after insulting someone.

Coward: "Your ugly and a waste of space"
Person A: "What the fuck did you just say."
Coward: "Chill mate, it was bit of banter."

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banter bomb

Noun. Colloquial. A nugget of chat so stinky that when it is dropped (usually by a bantex or chob) any bonhomie in the surrounding area is instantly blown away. If the banter bomb is particularly explosive only a banter machine will be able to prevent any joie de vivre being sucked ruthlessly away from those unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity.

Origin: Men going on tours together and becoming morally reprehensible

'It was all going well in there until the Chob piped up and dropped that banter bomb about his girlfriend not looking like a clown'

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