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Our daddy and a sexy cunt. Runs the red sparrows but that doesn't matter he's just a sexy bastard
I want daddy brad to finger my bum
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The ThiCCcest band director in the all of Texas
Brad toth is so ThiCCCCCCCCc
The ultimate idea of male self-realization is realizing how far in fact he is from being Brad Pitt himself.
Guy One: "I'm pretty damn close to being Brad Pitt."
Guy Two: "No, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment."
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When a "bro" backs out on a promise, leaving one alone on a trip to a strip club, another country, lunch, bar, etc.
I drove 68 miles to meet Brad at the strip club only to discover he had canceled. I had been Brad-fucked again.
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Verb/noun. - To hit a pedestrian while driving under the influence, flee the scene, then switch drivers in a nearby parking lot.
Stemming from the New Year’s 2008 incident involving Missouri State Rep Brad Robinson
Did you see that? That Ford Explorer just Brad Robinson'd the old lady in the cross walk!
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To engage in the habitual abuse of marijuana because you're too much of a midget headed cookie cutter to face life like a sober freak.
The mail prick has been abusing his Brad Break privileges lately on the public's dime while claiming all of his wages come from stamp sales.
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A good looking actor who does his best work when playing crazy people and/or fighters (see Twelve Monkeys, Fight Club and Snatch). Is about to have the most beautiful baby in the world.
Why should you see Fight Club? Two words: Brad Pitt.
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