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A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.
That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!
Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.
When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.
You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.
Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.
When someone is in coma so he can't shave his beard he grows coma beard.
Patient: "Good morning... WHAT IS THIS? I never grow beard!"
Nurse: "It's just a coma beard."
Taking an overly powerful rip from the bong and consequentially having one's mouth area covered in bong water.
Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.
Bro 1: Damn dude that was a Huuuge rip... I think the biggest of my life yo...
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty
When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.
I have some serious beard goggles for him!
A tasty beard is a very classy, dank looking beard.
"My mate, Reevelen, really has a tasty beard," she said.