running before the catch

Acting as if something good will definitely happen, without it happening yet, and then paying for such optimism.

Derived from football, where the wide receiver starts thinking about what he is going to do AFTER the catch, before the ball gets to him. Inevitably the wide receiver drops the ball.

I swore I was going to get an offer from that company I have been interviewing with, so I haven't done any work in days. The job fell through. I was running before the catch.

Queef Before Beef

A declarative bon mot expressing allegiance to the sisterhood of the vaginally flatulent and antagonism towards chorizo-packing fuckboys.

Woman 1: He completely betrayed me
Woman 2: All you need is your girlfriends. Besides, Queef Before Beef!

calm before the storm

When you're holding it in, there will often be about 5-10 minutes where you really have to go, followed by another 5-10 minutes where the feeling seems to go away. This feeling is the calm before the storm, and you should take advantage of it and find a bathroom ASAP. Because when the feeling of having to go comes back, it's gonna be 10x worse.

Bob: Man, I really gotta go.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.

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bros before hoes

the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.

gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.

ho: let's go bowling.
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is.
ho: tru dat!

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i before e

... except after c

A persistent little lie.

"it's wierd how i before e except after c is always true LOL"

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chicks before dicks

Used to counter "bros before hos" when the "bro" in question is a jerk and the "ho" is a cool chick.

Some dude: "Hey - bros before hos, man"

You: "Yeah, but chicks before dicks"

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food before feces

A phrase coined by pot, artist and activist Justin Thomas La Plante on his blog November 25th 1999.

Meaning:

Digest and create before making waste.

Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.

That you have wasted your money before buying the supplies needed is not food before feces.

This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.

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