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Often cited as one of the worst video games ever made, Bible Adventures was a 2D platforming title produced for the NES by the now infamous video game company Color Dreams while doing business under the name of "Wisdom Tree Software."
In truth, Bible Adventures was merely a sub-par NES game that probably would have faded away into pop culture oblivion were it not for the notoriety of its development house and one acutely humorous game play quirk that made it possible to drown baby Moses.
Otherwise destined to be forgotten, Bible Adventures thus endures - an immortal testament to the endless comic potential when religion, entertainment and capitalism collide.
"In my estimation, Episode II is the Bible Adventures of the silver screen."
"The plan was flawless, and the Pope himself made a huge blue hat out of the strangely colored Bible Adventures cartridges. He was happy his sheep were finally able to praise Jesus through three gloriously unplayable games on a single baby blue colored NES cartridge!" - Sean Baby
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When you and at least one other person fight,using bibles as weapons.
"Hey you kids stop defacing the bible!"
Kids:"We were just bible fighting..."
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A bible thumper is an EXTREMELY religious person. Not just a regular christian, most regular christians are pretty chill. A bible thumper would be:
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion
-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.
Guy: *sits down at the subway*
Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
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The cause of many major wars, genocides, and crimes against humanity during the last 20 centuries.
The Middle Ages and the European colonization of Africa and the Americas were the glory days of the Bible thumpers.
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A voyeur squad from @yakisobbed aka (Johnny, Shinwon, Dean, Seulgi, Sehun, Seungjun, Hani, S.coups, Exy, Inseong, Yuto, Ljoe)
Bible Twonks are a group of people from Yakisoba who (really x69) likes to engage in voyeurism.
Members are as follows:
@sobjohnny
@sobksw
@khyuksob
@sobseulgi
@sehunsob
@sobseungjun
@ahysob
@sobcsc
@sobcsj
@sobkxs
@yutosob
@lbhsob
To jizz in a bible then rip your pubes out and stick them in the cum, then close the book and forcefully shove the book so far up your ass it starts to bleed.
Me and my cousins had a fun time with a hairy bible.
A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.
a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"
me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"
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