cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

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Blanket Ass

A slang term used to describe an American Indian. Steming from the earlier tribes wearing of loin cloth type garments. Might piss a rez dog off inciting an ass whooping.

Last night I was one drunk blanket ass!

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baby blanket

n. the layer of excess new humanity threatening to consume the earth's resources.

All these people twinsing and tripleting are creating a baby blanket that will cover the earth in spit-up and used diapers.

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Penis in a Blanket

* 8 severed penises
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.

i ate some really good penis in a blanket last night,probably the best i have ever had.

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meat blanket

A lover whose primary advantage is the ability to wrap the wearer in emotional neediness and excess body flesh.

Janice was depressed and couldn't decide if she wanted to wrap herself in a Snuggie or John, her rotund meat blanket, while she moped.

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Boyfriend Blanket

When you are lying naked in bed and you're very cold you have your boyfriend climb on top on lay on you for warmth, usually right after you two have both ejaculated.

Hey, Tom I am cold come be my boyfriend blanket.

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Damp blanket

Better than a wet blanket. Something most wet blankets want to be but can’t live up to

Cracker #1: yo did you see that damp blanket wanna be
Cracker #2: ya he’s such a wet blanket

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