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A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.
I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.
A turd.
He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.
Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.
FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
Do NOT go into the restroom: that guy just dropped a nasty ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement.
Someone who lies or talks a lot of shit.
Trump says he is not a racist, I think he is bowel lingual.
Having laxatives while wiping with itching powdered toilet paper or poison ivy.
Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.
When someone starts to use the restroom on a regular basis.
Person A: I've been using the restroom every hour!
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.
To purge the contents of one’s colon.
Bart Floxham was most discommoded when his bowel moved without leaving a forwarding address, thereby resulting in a bowel movement without accommodation.