Bra Day

This is the day that we celebrate our bras!
On every June 29th, everyone buys a bra and needs to wear it for the whole day! (That includes you men!) We must thank Helen for inventing this holiday.
And hopefully it becomes popular worldwide

Did you get your bra for Bra Day?

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nut bra

a smaller version of the bra used to support a mens testicles. used mostly by old men who have saggy testicles

Man - "Dammit, i sat on my nuts again!"
Woman - "Should have been wearing your nut bra."
Man - "AHHHH!!"
Woman - "What happened this time?"
Man - "They fell in the toilet >.<!"
Woman - "You should have been wearing your nut bra."

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bra tree

This is a tree at which women in a group individually remove their bras, and leave them permanently hanging on the tree. This is usually part of a ceremony by a sorority or other group, and is usually attended only by women.

The Chili Dog Sisters had their annual bra tree ceremony, followed by a dinner at a Thai restaurant in Murfreesboro.

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bra-burn

1. When the breast is burned by the bra rubbing up against it.
2. A California sounding response to when an insult is said to a homie.

Phil: Hey dude.
Kent: Whats up bra?
Phil: Your dick when your around guys.
Kent: Asshole
Gabie: BRA-BURN

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hand bra

When a girl covers up her naked breast's by using her hands

Kiersten : Hey Kaylee watch the door I need to change before we leave work!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!

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Bra Ahh

The sound made by a well endowed woman after unlatching her brasserie after a long tight day.

Man, it must have been a long day at work. I could hear Sue's Bra Ahh from the other room when she finally set the girls free.

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water bra

A cruel trick perpetrated by victorias secret. Well I know her secret, she's a fucking whore.

I heard a pop, and suddenly I found myself soaking wet. As I stood there with my mouth agape, staring stupidly at her sopping wet chest, with it's now lop sided breasts, it begain to dawn on me that I had been the victim of a most cruel hoax. The water bra.

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