Brandon is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He's very romantic and not frigid at all. He loves his girl loads and is the best boyfriend in the world
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He is a really good friend, he is athletic, he is smart
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Brandon is a kid who is the best at fortnite, but never goes to school, Brandon is a retarted and funny friend, but he never goes to school lol
βAye did brandon come todayβ othersβ nah heβs playing fortnite at homeβ
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Brandon is the best friend you could ever have. The best thing about him is that he will always be shorter than you. And you can always make fun of him for it.
Friend: Brandon you're so SHORT
Brandon: Ssstoooopp! You always say that! I hate it!
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More of a black and white type of guy. He is a simple man in which enjoys the most straight-forward process in...everything. Being in a relationship with him is kind of like a Love-Hate relationship. He will tell you to do this and that, and may even do them himself! But he truly has good intentions at heart. He is also outgoing, brave, kind, and every now and then, a bit harsh. He also has a soft spot for people close to him. Plus, every now and then, he will stir up some drama, for better or for worse! The best thing about him though is that if you insult him, he will just shake it off; like it was a joke, and insult you back! If you are friends or in a relationship with him, try not to take him so seriously.
Goodness, that Brandon is so mean, but he's so nice at the same time!
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A human being who was bought using only one platinum.
"When they said they would sell brandon to use for one platinum, we would have been stupid not to buy him!"
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A boy that is so swole he has to re-sew the button on his Oxford collared shirt so his muscular neck will fit. He has many other muscular body parts too, such as his giant dick.
Did you see Brandon's bulging neck muscles? I bet he had to re-sew that button on his Oxford shirt so it would fit!
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