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South Carolina is the worse state ever. Full of Mexicans. The cops are assholes. Everyone is still hanging onto the past. It is full of hicks. It is way too hot. It is not even worth to be called a state it fucking blows.
Man, I want to got to South Carolina.
Why the fuck you wanna go to South Carolina? It is full of fucking illegal smelly Mexicans and hicks fuck South Carolina it sucks.
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The act of making love to one's feet. Usually the erect penis is placed between the toes and thrusted forcefully.
jessica was shocked as i started the Carolina Kicker on her.. she soon sucumbed and enjoyed it as i splooshed all over her smooth legs
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home of the best tobaco products and the bes basketball team ever, duke. one of the best states in the dirty south. home of the best collards, fried chicken, and fresh backyard grown vetables (yes that includes weed)
yo mayn, im goin down thurr to NC n get me som a' my mommas home cookin.
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The capitol is Columbia, again making South Carolina well-known by being one of the worst capitols in the United States. They insisted on hanging a confederate flag above their capitol building until a few years ago when someone from another state brought an updated calendar to show them what year it was. Although they were shocked to hear the war was over, they did proclaim the south would "rise again," and this is commonly seen on the back of pickup trucks throughout the state driven by men with an average IQ of 40 and with four of his six children sitting in the bed of the truck playing with empty beer cans on the way back home from church. The only place of any worth in the entire state is Hilton Head Island. The majority of its residents are those from the northeast. That being said, Hilton Head is really beautiful, clean, and most of the residents speak English, with the exception of those who mow your lawn. Everywhere else is fairly unremarkable. If you're into tacky tourist attractions, go no further than Myrtle Beach. It's like an overweight, glue-sniffing southern counterpart to Las Vegas. Best avoided. In conclusion, if you're looking for your lost "rebel" identity and enjoy bathing in mediocrity, go no further than South Carolina. If you want uptight bitches from Charleston to tell you how southern "culture" is all about being classy and hospitable, ask her why that street down the road has twelve black families with the same last name as her.
Clueless A: "Man, South Carolina is so great. Palmetto State rules! Go Cocks!"
Clueless B: "Fuck yeah bro, I can't wait until I graduate from Clemson and go into construction!"
Voice of Reason: "You're both fucking nitwits, you have either Georgia, North Carolina or Florida to go to with infinite more possibilities but you choose to say in this infested backwater slum."
Clueless A and B: "Clemson rules! The south will rise again! Hey, where's my John Deere hat?"
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A state that tries its best to convince the rest of America that it only consists of Charleston, Hilton Head, and Myrtle Beach. Unfortunatley it is also filled with about a million other square miles of nothing. South Carolina also has a program where children are taught from birth that going to Clemson University is the only thing worth living for, because they know that otherwise every kid who graduates from high school would immediatley move out of state. It pays for this program using an "Education Lottery" that preys on poor minorities. Once a South Carolinian graduates from Clemson they are then forced to move back to the small town where they grew up, and start their own family where they raise another batch of classy rednecks who aspire for mediocrity.
Me: what do you want to do with your life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: but I mean like after that...
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: do you like want to stay in South Carolina your whole life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
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North Carolina's bitch.
Or bastard child that got disowned, which ever way you want to look at it.
Bro: Dude! Let's go hit up Myrtle Beach!
Me: Fuck South Carolina. Wrightsville murks Myrtle!
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When someone takes a shit on someone’s chest then smashes it with a ping pong paddle
“Steve told us he took a shit on her and gave her a Carolina pancake”
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