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Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.
Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.
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Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.
Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.
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A pizza served at many parlors that contains ingredients that a black person would especially enjoy. Common toppings are watermelon and fried chicken.
Billiam: I am taking Leroy to the pizza parlor today.
Hanklin: How much you want to bet he gets a nigga lover's choice?!
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Someone that you would hook up with when you can't get with your first choice. The name is a reference to when you were a little kid and you went to the pet store and you wanted something cute, like a puppy or a bunny or a kitty, but your mom said NO, so you got a stupid little hamster instead.
He's totally my second choice hamster, so I only went to see him for a few minutes after I got with the guy I really like.
When someone is listing options and you automatically choose the first choice. This usually leads to the person doubting you or you doubting yourself, eventually causing you to switch your answer.
Mike: Yo, Shaniqua.
Shaniqua: Hey, you wanna see a movie tonight?
Mike: Sure... what movie?
Shaniqua: How about Finding Nemo, Busty Cops 4, or He's Just Not That Into You?
Mike: I like Finding Nemo...
Shaniqua: GODDAMMIT MIKE CUT THE BULLSHIT WITH YOUR FIRST CHOICE BIAS!!
Joe: Hey, man
Paublo: Hey, Joe.
Joe: You wanna put dog shit on someone's doorstep?
Paublo: Sure. You wanna hit the Jefferson's, Al Murra's, Nagaski's, or the Smith's?
Joe: The Jefferson's I guess.
Paublo: Oh.. okay.
Joe: What? Ooh... you think it's my first choice bias choosing that.
Paublo: Huh? Oh no it's just...
Joe: that's cool dude.
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an english class for people who are incapable of splling, grammerizing, and conjugt'n. grades rely heavily on luck of the draw and are distributed as the following: a) A b)B c)C d)D e) all of the above
The girl's indecisiveness misled her parents to believe she was an all above student, when in reality she had an A, B, C, and D grade. When applying math to the grading system however, aeries interface concluded she did in fact have a C+/B-.
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"mah gurl shawny told me the answers to the test in dey multiple choice class the otha day. it was ah-buh-duh-cuh-buh-ah-ah-duh-cuh-buh-ee"
1920's slang for desirable women, sexy, hot
"Damn, that girl...choice bit of calico for sure"