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Getting a blow job while getting tattooed
An Art-a-choke helps keep your mind off the pain.
The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).
"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."
When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.
George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.
to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.
Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.
A peanut butter sandwich with out jelly or any other condiment
so named because these sandwhich will choke you
dad: what are you eating
me: A choke sandwich
dad: thats my boy! you dont need jelly
The act of choking a women with her consent while she performes a masturbation ritual on herself with her hand flat and moving back and forth abrutptly, like a DJ would spinning a record.
I started choking the DJ last night when she was pleasuring herself.