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christianity

A religion which has only ever had one real practitioner. However, it does have billions of other would-be practitioners who fall far, far short of the standard and often miss the point entirely.

"Jesus is my Lord and Savior. And if He were alive today, I would crucify him for the ultra-liberal, socialist, hippie, pansy-pacifist that He is."

by Clark, Jesus's Lesser-Known Second Cousin April 24, 2005

1290πŸ‘ 987πŸ‘Ž


Christian

Christian is the type of girl who’s name gets mistaken as a boy. Surrounds her self with awesome male friends. Can be a bitch If you’re Bitch to her. She’s will respect and love anyone willing to do the same. She’s is an optimist and is usually very good at acidemics and sports. All I have to say about her is don’t cetch a case.

Christian is a great friend!

by Micheal knomes July 9, 2018

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Christian

this is not a definition about the religion this is a guy i know

Christian- quiet, halarious, sincere, shy, cute, funny (doesn't mean the same thing as halarious), cares about you, tells you the truth, really nice

Christian is one of my best friends and he's amazing.

by Christine15 October 2, 2010

50πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Christian

He has a great sense of humor. He can be stubborn at times but in a good way. Befor u know him you made have your doubts of him being any way of being kind or smart but he'll come around and sweep you of your feet. And he'll treat girls like "princesses"

Hayley:Wow I bet he is a trouble maker
Me: actually I think he is amazing .......
You need a christian in your life

by Captainunicornz November 24, 2016

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


christianity

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Yeah, christianity makes sense.

by OogaBooga May 3, 2007

706πŸ‘ 564πŸ‘Ž


Christian

A fucking cunt that complains about Raptors and about every little thing in life and overacts over anything

"Oh that Christian Kid is such a Cunt"

by AdiMlg421 March 9, 2020

38πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


christian

A christian is someone who has a personal relationship with God and isnt afraid to show it. It doesnt mean carrying around a bible or wearing a christian t-shirt but more of exposing the ultamite truth which is held in God's personal love letter to each individual (the bible)

A true christian doesnt say they are a christan...but they live like they are one.

by nbrm January 7, 2008

3263πŸ‘ 2757πŸ‘Ž