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An album made by angels and blessed by Jesus.
I was honoured with OK Computer
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A physical condition resulting from too much time in front of a computer. In males, computer ass results in muscular atrophy or a loss in muscle tone. In females, computer ass results in a disproportional flattening and spreading out of the lower cheeks.
The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”
Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.
Ex. 1: All this X-Box is giving me computer ass.
Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.
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the ideal girl. perfect in every way. usually amazing on the computer. everyone wants to be with her. shes always making people laugh with her sarcasm.
DAMN!!!!!!! I wanna get with computer girl!
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1. A song by Prince, dealing with a sour love life 2. A statement used to signify one washing his/her hands or leaving a situation until a better one comes along. Usually used in context of romantic relationships.
1. "Until I find a righteous one, Computer Blue." ~Prince
2."Dude, Zac just showed up with a LOT of cocaine."
"Fuck that, I'm not staying at a party with Zacs' sketch ass. Computer Blue, bro."
3. "Oh hey, thanks for buying my ticket! Is it cool if the guy I really like, and forgot to mention, comes along?"
"Sure, in fact, he can have my ticket. I'll do something that doesn't involve your face. Computer Blue, bitch."
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Rage incurred when a computer won't do what you want, when you want and you end up freaking out at it
"Stop f**king stalling you piece of sh*t!"
This f**king internet is taking forever to load!
They're suffering-> computer rage
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Computer science is the study of the storage, transformation and transfer of information. The field encompasses both the theoretical study of algorithms (including their design, efficiency and application) and the practical problems involved in implementing them in terms of computer software and hardware.
Computer science has its roots primarily in the fields of electrical engineering (i.e., electronics), mathematics and linguistics. It is still a relatively young field, mainly because it was only about a half century ago that electronics technology became sufficiently advanced to allow the construction of even primitive electronic computing devices.
In computer science, scientists apply concepts and techniques of computation, algorithms and computer design to a specific problem.
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MDG (acronym) = My Data's Gone
A garbage computer manufacturer in Canada that sells computers made from parts that fell on the floor from a real manufacturer's shop. Their alledged "customer service" and "technical support" is far from helpful. And their sales reps only knowledge is how to juggle numbers around to make the consumer think they are getting a deal when they're really not.
I bought a computer at MDG Computers and the harddrive crashed. MY DATA'S GONE!
I called MDG Tech Support for assistance and they put me on hold for 15 minutes because they were too stupid to know the answer.
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