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An expulsion of vaginal gas. See queef.
Well, it was my first time, and I couldn't figure out where the clit was, and suddenly she lets out this cooter pooter and I'm like, "Whoa, what the hell was that?" It was crazy, man.
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little balls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a skanky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.
Bob: i went downtown on Suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.
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Any std or infection that you get from having sex with a female.Seecooter Does not apply to gays.
Doug: Dude i had sex with lindsay yesterday.
Chris: Go to a doctor. You may have gotten a cooter bug.
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A open palmed slap to the female genitals.
The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
Nolan: I cooter cudgeled Emily with with a knitting needle last night!
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Any non-solid substance that originates from a vagina. Color and viscosity level will vary. Will waft a pungent odor. The nature of this waft will vary in smell and reaction to the odor is subjective. Visibility of the paste will also vary.
Not urine. "No way dude! I don't need no fuckin' Cooter Paste on my Rhinoceros Dick Rod. . .shit!"
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Can be used in a variety of activities. It is happiest when its used for eating, fingering, petting, and stroking (preferably with a penis. preferably my penis) The wetter it is, the happier it is. Stay clear of rotten cooter fish for it may be hazardous to your health. Bigger cooter fishes are usually a sign of its owner being a complete whore. Also see slut. If it's small and compact it is usually the sign of the owner being a virgin or a feminist and most likely an uptight bitch. Cooter fishes are not to be taken lightly for they are the foundation of all things catastrophic and vile such as war, murder, rape, and desease. They are also used for wonderful acts such as giving life and sexual intercourse. Unfortunately the wonderful things it creates usually lead to what causes catastrophes like war, rape, murder and desease hence it being the foundation of such vile occurrences so go figure. Bottom line, man cannot live without the cooter fish, yet sometimes wishes it could, quickly followed by the realization that it really really can't live without the cooter fish because what real man doesn't like a good cooter fish once in awhile? Thus the inevitable and tragic cycle continues...forever!
Wow babe, you have some bomb ass cooter fish. Can I get seconds?
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Vaginal fluids excreted usually (but not necessarely) with extreme force.
1) When Emily orgasms I usually get shot in the eye with cooter spit.
2) I have to take a shower because my junk is covered in cooter spit.
3) Rachel hates when i complain about her cooter spit.
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