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Cottage Grove middle school

A school full of crackheads cottage Grove middle School kids are good kids but they can become a little crazy LOL when they're on crack legit aunt cottage Grove middle school kids can throw some hands don't test them ๐Ÿคš

How are the kids at cottage Grove middle school?:there crazy and fearless

by My clothing May 29, 2020


cottage cheese pancake butt

a very flat cellulite butt that also tends to be very pale

a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt

by tickle me funny March 22, 2010

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Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese

a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children

Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!

by Bob1984 July 25, 2010

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penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)

you need tape.

person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

by big shaft October 23, 2019

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Cottage cheeks

When that ass is looking right in leggings, but upon removal of leggings that ass is sloppy cottage cheese.

That ass lookin right, to bad they cottage cheeks when she in bed.
Betty got some cottage cheeks.

by Littleshsdevil September 27, 2019


Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 3, 2020


cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016