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Tofu cough

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.

Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.

by MilfandTats May 30, 2018


cringe cough

A bodily function that is immediately triggered after you have seen something cringy. Cringe coughs can be used as an insult to something people say or do.

When I watch Prank Invasion I get an attack of the infamous cringe cough.

by cringecoughycough September 8, 2017


zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.

Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.

by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017


Cough of Champions

When you cough so hard from a toke that you vomit.

Stoner 1: "Wow, dude, Jim really hit hard on that thing. He's coughing like crazy."
Stoner 2: "Yeah, and that cough just became the cough of champions. He just puked all over my carpet."

by ascarpelli January 13, 2012

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crotch cough

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.

I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.

by rasta21 July 16, 2008

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frat cough

The cough that all bros aquire when living in the house together. They all always cough.
It's comparable to kennel cough for dogs. One gets it and then it spreads.

Dude, I thinks Chad's got a bad case of the frat cough since he moved in to the house. That shit doesn't go away.

by Groucho9 October 12, 2013

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weenie cough

When your boyfriend ejaculates in your mouth after fellatio and a cough develops as a result of swallowing.

"Awww girl, you got the weenie cough? Et's okaai" - significant other in a homosexual voice.

by jkderp October 23, 2010

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