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When you realize who you can be close to during covid-19 social distancing and decide to date because it's convenient and they are already a contact.
When she realized she was stuck with her roommate during the pandemic, she covid-cuffed out boredom and realized he was amazing in bed. The pandemic can have happy unexpected outcomes.
Someone who overly freaks out about Covid social distancing.
This lady at the supermarket was a covid freak, she pulled out a tape measure to measure 6 feet between us.
To dismiss any conceivable level of accountability for incompetence, laziness, or simply being terrible at one's job on account of there being a global pandemic in 2020 through 2022 referred to as COVID-19. When questioned as to the meaning of the incompetence, laziness, or being terrible at the said job, the personal in question will offer a shrug of the shoulders while meekly muttering "covid."
Frank was having trouble finding mulch at Walmart but when he asked the employee where he might find it, the worker merely rolled his eyes and muttered "covid," thereby executing a covid shrug with perfect grace...
Person 1 (ordering at Wendy's): "Excuse me, there's a problem with my order."
Wendy's cashier: "whaaaa..."
Person 1: "I ordered a chicken sandwich with fries and a Coke and it appears you brought me Taco Bell."
Wendy's cashier: (offering a covid shrug) "Oh....***shrugs*** covid..."
The dead skin between Belle Delphine's toes.
"Bro I got the cure for covid"
"sweet man where did you get it"
'from between Belle Delphine's toes"
Euphamism for pounds gained during a period of quarantine, shelter in place, lockdown, self-isolation, or social distancing, usually due to stress eating one's way through one's food storage during the 2020 global pandemic caused by the Coronavirus.
I just got rid of my Freshman 15 before packing on another COVID-19
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A term used by big pharma and their cronies like most world governments, mainstream media, top global health organizations, most top billionaires and others, to label information either accurate or inaccurate that is inconvenient to their agenda or pocket book. This term is usually the reason given for censoring a post, book, person or organization by big pharma cronies.
Person 1: Why was JFK the nephew of ex-president JFK, Dr. Zelenko, Dr. Robert Malone et al, get censored by social media platforms and demonized in Wikipedia and mainstream media?
Person 2: Because they were spreading Covid misinformation.
Person 1: Why was my post about the Zelenko Protocol which is almost 100% effective as early treatment, which includes Hydroxycloroquine, Ivermectine and Vitamin D, censored?
Person 2: Because it spreads covid misinformation.
Person 1: Why can't I find any videos on covid by infowars on youtube?
Person 2: Because infowars is known to spread covid misinformation.
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The fashion practice of wearing professional attire on the top half of one's body while being in pajamas on the lower half. Business on top, apathy on the bottom. Meant to project a poised demeanor on video conference calls while working from home during the covid 19 pandemic, yet underneath it all barely making it out of bed in the morning.
I joined today's virtual finance meeting dressed in a Covid mullet of a cardigan top and the flannel snowflake pajama pants my grandma gave me for Christmas.
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