V-crook

to fool a woman into having sex despite undersized penis endowment

Julia got V-crooked, that guy she picked up last night is slung so tiny!

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Crooked Commie

It is when you take a girls democracy away, then kill her.

Yo man, Dmitriy gave that bitch a Crooked Commie.

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crooked dick

some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn

he now has a crooked dick.

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Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.

"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"

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crook in the guts

When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.

Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!

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crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

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Owen Crooks

A person who is more superior than everyone else he also talks alot which annoys everybody, its funny

Random person : Have you seen Owen Crooks
Me : yea the person who talks alot
Random Person : yea thats the one

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