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crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza

Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.

by terd ferguson February 17, 2005

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Tit Crust

The oversized bacterial fungous growing on and around the female breast, usually caused by extremely overweight females that cannot get to those tight areas with the soap, for
more info please contact Imran, his mom is very experienced with it.

I was going down on Imran's mom but then I suddenly noticed a crust buildup around her titties. I screamed out "Tit Crust" and ran out the door and hauled ass home. Man that was some scary shit.

by Imran Bob Carr November 17, 2005

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pie crust

The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.

"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."

by Jaggerjack September 30, 2007

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Crust

Crust is usually referd to in the past tense or in the gerund form, Crusted and Crusting respectively. Crust is itself an amalgamation of the words 'crop' and 'dusting'. What Crusting and crop dusting refer to is the expulsion of one's flatulence over a specific area.

One friend to another:
"Wow, did you catch a wiff of the bar?"
"Ya, I know, I totally crusted the entire bar on my way back to the table"

by David Steckel January 8, 2007

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elons crust

A common word used to decribe elon musks crusty dusty armpits. This is a delicacy in many countries around the world like america. It is usually served with donals trumps foot fungus. However can also be used as a prostitute

"got some elons crust for dinner today."
"dude wtf."

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021


crust eater

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.

Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.

by Crunchwaffle April 19, 2017


crust creep

When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping

Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!

by penintheback December 11, 2010