the cruel term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
Katie: 'Have you heard about Emma'
Hannah:' Emma with the Beef Curtains?!'
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What barely-pubescent boys call a vagina that hasn't been nipped and tucked and posted on Hustler.
Meat curtains are a very common trait among women, actually.
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That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.
Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!
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Like a beef curtain; loosely hanging flaps on a womans genitalia.
boy, i could use the clunge curtains on that woman to block out any amount of light!
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Krtin is an enema.
Person 1: Have you met Krtin (Curtain)?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: God, he's such an enema!
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Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.
It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.
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Iron curtain skirt (Japanese Tetsuheki Sukaato, lit. Iron Wall Skirt), in Otaku sense related to the situation where under any circumstances, a video game, movie or anime, the heroine wearing skirt could never reveal her underwear (see Schrödinger's panties); Iron curtain refers to the skirt which performs the perfect underwear visibility coverage under almost impossible situations.
Note that Schrödinger's panties refers to the improbable situation while iron curtain refers to the skirt.
(see Schrödinger's panties)
Is the secret behind iron curtain superglue?
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