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Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.

Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

813πŸ‘ 725πŸ‘Ž


power pootie

A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.

Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!

by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


dumpster

Also see "Dumpan" Favorite utterance is: "duh, I don't know~"

Whatta dumpster!

by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


pussy hair

a form of measurement. an unquantifiable measurement which illustrates the insignificance of the amount in question.

are we really going to argue about that?! that's some pussy hair shit!

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

104πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


jizz trap

A term referring to a woman, either by questionable morals or intelligence, has allowed herself to be the willing recipient of a long history of creampies, to such excess that she dehumanizes herself to the point of becoming a mere sperm receptacle.

That stupid jizz trap gave me the clap!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

90πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


dumpan

a denser than lead dullard of the homo dumpanicus family. You can spot this creatures in the pink jungles of West Hollywood. This slow creature is marked by a pair of vacuous eyes and a tooth gap which almost stares at you. Beware, if you are spotted, you might be mistaken for a waitress/stripper and be subject to a fierce attack of groping and rubbing. If drunk, dumpan is subject to violent and unpredictable vomiting and delusional confidence.

See how the club blacklite illuminates the crusted semen on his pants? Whatta dumpan!

by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


plop raider

Those sick fucks that frequent public restrooms in search of unflushed toilets. These broken degenerates feel sick pleasure by the sight of the aftermath of digestion.

There goes Andrew again! Whatta plop raider! Like a fucking Indiana Jones of shit!

by dirTsamoan July 8, 2003

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž