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The most beautiful girl in the world, she'll makes you smile whenever you hear her voice, and make you fall in love all over again when you see her face, she's the nicest girl you'll ever know, she likes to party, and can be pretty wild, she's really funny, but can also be calm, and shes more then you could ask for, you'd do anything for her, if you don't already know one, you're missing out because they're the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Look at Danielle! She's hot!
Oh my, I think I've fallen in love all over again with Danielle
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Danielle. She is the craziest person you will ever meet, she has a good sense of humour, and a great friend. To her, looks don't matter, and neither does popularity, she'll be the nicest person you'll meet. She's loyal, and trust-worthy. She's fiery, but that's something special about her. Her best friend, is like her too, she'll be the best friend you'll ever have, and you'll be sad to see her go.
Kid 1: Awh, that kid is so nice! I wish she was my best friend! She's completely crazy, but that's the best thing about her!
Kid 2: Yeah, her name's Danielle!
Kid 1: OH, well that makes perfect sense, ayee!
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noun: da-NEE-L
A person who has the ability to undress extremely fast; like Superman but without the outfit.
Daniels are very comfortable being naked, and due to their nature, they are able to speed up the normal sequence of progression.
A Daniel is experienced when one is distracted for a few seconds, turns back, and the other person is fully naked.
Daniels have been named the Cheetahs of the getting-naked human world.
Person A: "This is my home. Make yourself comfortable"
Person B: "..."
Person A: "Wow! You must be a Daniel!"
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A guy who has a big dick and knows how to use it. If someone is named Daniel, they are a keeper and you should trust them.
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Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.
(Friend) Hey is that Daniel over there?
(Other friend) Is he wearing a quiksilver t-shirt?
(Friend) No.
(Other friend) Then it's not Daniel.
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the guy who always ruins the moment or trips up the situation. But Daniel's are also amazing funny and kind people, just so you know.
DAMMIT DANIEL CHEW SOFTER WE ARE HAVING A MOMENT
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(Adj)intelligent, brave, strong, successful, Mexican
(Noun) a hood nigga, a badass spic
(Verb) to make those pesos, to make a taco
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