period

1) an amount of time
2) a circle used to end a sentence

3) 40 minutes

example- .

1) The golden period was a nice one
2) Use a period
3) This period feels short

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Comfort Tub

A tub of strawberry ice cream that is eaten on the couch by crying heartbroken girls. Can be found eaten during romance movies and/or break up songs.

My sister's boyfriend dumped her, so I know I'll be seeing a lot of the ol' comfort tub.

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1-10 female attractivness scale

A scale on which you rate girls by their looks. Only. So anti sapi omg
The scale:
1. FUCKING UGLY WTF
2. Really ugly
3. Ugly
4. Ew
5. Eh
6. Okay
7. Cute
8. Hot
9. Model
10. OMG GODDESS

John: She's cute
Ryan: So about a seven on the 1-10 female attractivness scale.
John: ya dude ur smart

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sapiosexual

knowledge sex

I'm sapiosexual, so if you wanna fuck me you better pass this algebra final

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Mia's Just Mad

When your girlfriend highkey breaks up with you and you know u two will never speak again but you wanna make it sound like you're just in a fight for your facebook status

Ryan: Dayum dude i''m so sorry that Gabby broke up with you
Jared: Don't worry, Mia's Just Mad.
Jared's Thoughts: We'll probably never speak again, but why should my facebook status die like our relationship?

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virgin

someone who has not had sex. aka me asf

virgins rock

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Queef

the funniest kind of fart, coming from the v-a-g-i-n-a

oml she had a queef and I almost had a technicolor yawn it was so funny.

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