mega dong

It's mega sized.

Josh: I gave patty the mega dong last night.

DONG BOP

It's very simple. You simply take out you dong and furiously bop it up and down. This can be achieved by simply rolling the hips front to back in a fast manner. I personally like to use my dong bopping skills as a way to celebrate after I do something good, such as getting an A on a test or having a day off from work. It is actually an ancient Chinese art form which is suppose to serve the purpose of relieving stress in ones life.

Person 1: Yo man what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: I'm dong bopping, what the hell does it look like I'm doing!!!
Person 1: Why are you dong bopping?
Person 2: Because i just got into med-school and I'm fucking' excited!!!!

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Dong Bomb

A Dong Bomb is the act of sending non-descript links or e-mails to co-workers at work, only to have the link or e-mail open to a self-shot of a naked man in a mirror thus exposing the recipient to a dong.

Co Worker: Is this link safe?

You: Of course it's safe, it's a great story!

Co Worker: Dude, thant's not safe, it's a picture of someones dong!

You: You've been DONG BOMBED!

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chow dong

when a girl "chows" on your "dong," or in other words, a blow job. Also, the name of a great pornographic film.

"Hi, I'd like to order some CHOW DONG"

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double dong

(noun) This is a sex toy used by lesbians in pairs to enjoy a cock without having to deal with men.

What makes this sex toy popular is the fact that both women bask in the orgasm of each other. The more one tries, the better it feels for her and her partner. It's kinda mutual.

Other versions of this toy include squirters at each of the heads and vibrators.

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Lesbian 1: I miss cock.
Lesbian 2: I'm horny and I too miss cock and I hate men.
Lesbian 1 & 2 (together): LET'S USE A DOUBLE DONG!
(15 minutes later): *sighs of relief and orgasm*

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dong jockey

a girl that rides the dong all the time

look at that f***ing dong jockey

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Dong swab

Using one's penis to apply an ointment or medication to the back of another's throat or tonsils.

Girl: "I have a sore throat"
Guy: "Let me give you a dong swab and it'll clear up by tomorrow."

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