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When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.
I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.
When you chug a beer while taking a poop
I was about to chug a beer but had to poop so i decided to pull a chug dumpling and I enjoyed it.
When you chug a beer while taking a dump.
I cracked a beer on the toilet and chugged it as I pooped. I preformed a chug dumpling.
Dried out semen inside an orifice
One night Beau shot a load so big inside of Tippy that when he went down on her the next morning he ate a protein dumpling.
when a flaming bag of turds is launched using a small to large sized catapult across a large distance.
Man i hit that guys house hard with that flaming bag. What a great dumple tossing.
Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.
today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .