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Drunk Person Slurred Trying to say Easter Bunny
" Err Gargle , Hey Did vu C the Easter Bussy Around here Bro ?"
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The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.
easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!
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The Easter of 2004, whereon several miracles took place. The exact cause of these miracles is unknown, but attributed to the greatness of that important day, to which few still pay annual tribute.
Jonas: Remember the Best Easter Ever?
Tim: We must pay tribute to that great day.
Mark: It truly was...the Best Easter Ever!
When a gay Mexican man puts his left or right hand up his ass and pulls out little bits of shit that are round, looking like eggs. He then can throw them or just keep them for later.
Man that man over there is looking for easter eggs. His arm is up his ass.
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Sprite with drank
codine and promithazene mixed in with sprite
...and i like my sprite easter pink (lil wayne)
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When someone pisses you off and you hide raw eggs all over their house and room to get back at them. They will unwillingly find eggs for years.
Trevor pissed me off, so I had to Easter Bunny that ho
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When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.
Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.
Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
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