Family Elevator

A family of the same bloodline; incest

My father is also my brother, more like a family elevator than a tree, we go straight up.

Co-elevate

To rise up together by helping each other,

Pulling each other up

Let's promote each other and co-elevate

Elevation Therapy

Achieving a sense of (oneness) when in the mountains. Calming, (theraputic) sense of well being.

One my way to the mountains for some elevation therapy.

Elevator Shaft

To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.

"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"

"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."

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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"

"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"

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slow elevator

If you live in a tall building when you ride the elevator down to the first floor when your about to get out of it and a lot of people are trying to get in you press every button to piss everyone off

Some asshole pulled a slow elevator on me and it took 15 minutes to get to the 50th floor

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elevator-engagement

noun; When you are going into the office the morning after a party where everyone (except you) got laid and you hold the elevator door until someone comes in and you makeout with them and/or fool around with them so it appears you got laid, too.

Worker #1: "You know Bobby?"
Worker #2: "Yeah."
Worker #1: "He didn't really have sex with Madison -- they just agreed to go an elevator-engagement."
Worker #2: "I heard that he didn't even come there with Sharon -- he just did a door-date."
Worker #1: "Probably, he's a desperate prick."

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Stay elevated

An idiom used in a conversational exchange between two or more persons, usually as the persons part from one another, to mean "keep your spirits high."

Bob: "Man, I'm worried about this presentation that I have to give tomorrow. I hope that I don't mess up."

Tom: "Oh, Bob, you'll be fine. Now go home and get some rest. Stay elevated, my friend."

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