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A family of the same bloodline; incest
My father is also my brother, more like a family elevator than a tree, we go straight up.
The phenomenon in which a male flatulates, while sitting down, and the gas released from the anus travels up through the front and elevates the testis.
Yo that gassy elevator felt like my balls were punched.
When someone Snapchat's while taking the elevator.
Baby Pirate Isabella wore her eyepatch while she took an elevated snap.
To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.
"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"
"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."
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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"
"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"
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If you live in a tall building when you ride the elevator down to the first floor when your about to get out of it and a lot of people are trying to get in you press every button to piss everyone off
Some asshole pulled a slow elevator on me and it took 15 minutes to get to the 50th floor
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noun; When you are going into the office the morning after a party where everyone (except you) got laid and you hold the elevator door until someone comes in and you makeout with them and/or fool around with them so it appears you got laid, too.
Worker #1: "You know Bobby?"
Worker #2: "Yeah."
Worker #1: "He didn't really have sex with Madison -- they just agreed to go an elevator-engagement."
Worker #2: "I heard that he didn't even come there with Sharon -- he just did a door-date."
Worker #1: "Probably, he's a desperate prick."
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An idiom used in a conversational exchange between two or more persons, usually as the persons part from one another, to mean "keep your spirits high."
Bob: "Man, I'm worried about this presentation that I have to give tomorrow. I hope that I don't mess up."
Tom: "Oh, Bob, you'll be fine. Now go home and get some rest. Stay elevated, my friend."
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