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Night Errors

When you wake up in the morning and realise what you did the night before was a mistake of nightmare proportions.

It seemed right at night but shite in the morning light.

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I either dreamed that my bedroom has an en-suite or I had a bad case of the Night Errors last night.

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Bob - "I opened my eyes this morning and that hot Milf I drunkenly pulled last night turned out to be a Gilf with a prosthetic leg and a picture of your Grandad on her bedside table"
Jim - "You need to see a doctor about those Night Errors!"

by Frank Incensed August 26, 2011

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Operator Error

When something goes wrong that you have little control over (Kevenโ€™s favorite phrase.)

me: why are these parts bad
keven: operator error

by cherpdaherp March 2, 2023

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calc error

When you accidentally have sex with ur mom

New year...new calc error

by McLoviiiiiin December 31, 2018

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Typographical Error

When you've been caught making a shit/unfunny/disrespectful joke and want to pretend it was an accident.

Look, I know most of you hate me because I troll and tweet 'deluded opinions' and that but chill and let me explain. IT WAS A TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR. - MacckkUTD

by MooKaka November 25, 2020

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Boot Error

When you put your boots or shoes on the wrong feet

As i was getting ready to leave this morning i had a major Boot Error as i put my left shoe on my right foot

by ThrasMetalMan1 February 4, 2011

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Error 408

A play on the Internet's "Error 404," an Error 408 is finding yourself in the 408 area code by misfortune or mistake.

Those hot bitches we met in Palo Alto took us to their place in San Jose. Talk about beer goggles--we left skidmarks getting the fuck out of their apartment and the fuck back to the 650!

by Blanco February 25, 2003

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error 418

The requested entity body is short and stout.
Tip me over and pour me out.

"hey bro did you get an error 418?"

by BenSav April 4, 2021

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