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noun: a person who has a bad temper.
" hey there, hockey-temper, why you punching the wall?"
" Fuck you!!"
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Definitely one of the coolest sports ever. Played by the most in-shape, athletic, and determined girls. Involves a stick (wood or composite), a cork and plastic ball, and a goal cage. Played with sometimes 7, sometimes 11 players of the field including the goalkeeper.
The goalkeeper has got to be the bravest, awesomest, hottest girl ever to stand in goal like that and let heavy balls be shot at her. Simply awesome.
Stupid person 1: woah, what's that sport called? it looks soo awesome. they're uniforms kick ass!
Stupid person 2: dude, i have no idea, but those are some pretty hot determined looking girls over there.
Awesome Educated person: Dumbasses, that's just the best sport in the world right there, with the hottest, awesomest girls ever created. Damn.
** All in awe**
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Kick ass sport played mainly by girls (in America) who aren't afraid to run around in skirts and get hit by field hockey sticks.
NOT played by all lesbians. In fact, all the girls i know who play it have sexy boyfriends.
Let's go play some field hockey.
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the hottest males that play any sport. These guys know how to handle sticks and always look delicious. Many teenage girls will find themselves drooling over these boys at the local ice arena.
Carly: OHMYGOSH number 17 is so fineee!
Kenzie: that's because he's a hockey guy! It's a known fact that all hockey guys are very sexy.
Carly: true dat.
Kenzie: *Drools a little because the hockey guys are so hot*
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A hockey player who's inconspicuous presence causes the opposing team to pay him/her little attention only to appear out of thin air and score. Hockey Ninjas are sneaky, sly, and skillful; striking with incredible speed and accuracy.
"Oh my gawd! He came out of nowhere and scored?"
"That's because... he's a Hockey Ninja!"
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A hockey player who excels at committing cheap shots and not being called for a penalty. Most hockey ninjas, if caught by a player, will use their art to disappear behind a referee, thereby escaping any retribution.
Fan 1: "How did Darcy Tucker not get called for boarding?!"
Fan 2: "Because he is a hockey ninja."
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An unofficial game of hockey played on either an outdoor man-made rink or a frozen body of natural water such as a pond or lake. Pond hockey differs from an official game of hockey in the sense that it is much more free-flowing with few game stoppages. Rules and style of play differ on many scales from regional differences to simple pre-game rule setting. Rules such as off-side and icing are often thrown out. The most unique aspect, however, is pond hockey is possible without the employment of a goaltender. Many alternate scoring methods are used instead such as hitting posts and the crossbar to score goals. Also called "shinny" in some areas.
Gather the lads and let's go play pond hockey!
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