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A sex act where the guy shoved a whole roll of bread up his ass then slowly pushes it back out as a woman licks the garlic butter goodness off the bread and hole at the same time
Pete: “ Hey Dan and Roy, the wife and I decided to spice up our marriage up a bit and did The Filipino Rimjob! Never felt such pleasure in my life!”
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A Filipino Flophouse is essentially a "Dry-docked upper-decker". The act involves turning off the water source of a toilet, flushing the toilet to render it dry in the tank and bowl and then depositing ones excrement in the tank portion of the toilet.
"I was at some assholes house party, he was being a total prick , so I left him the the ole' Filipino Flophouse!"
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You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.
Simon: I did a filipino toilet with that chick!
Greg: You're so gross.
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The smell of a female filipino when she has her period. The stench can be so strong that even after she leaves a room it will still smell like dead fish 15 minutes later.
"phew what's that smell?"
"Oh, that? That is the smell of a stinky filipino that probably left 20 minutes ago."
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NO ass, Just Sass, Tend to be addicted to black guys.
FIlipino girls are into big black dicks
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When you and your lover give each other an intimate smooch with your anuses
How are you and Lisa doing Josh?
We’re doing great man. She’s the one. The other night we did a Filipino Kiss. I tell you what Jerry, I went out and bought an engagement ring this morning.
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Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.
Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!