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To be kicked out of your baby daddy's house carrying the baby, her carrier, and all of her toys because he doesn't understand how to be a man and deal with his incompetence.
When I told him that he needed to pay his child support on time, he Fisher-Priced me out the door.
He told me to get out and take the Weeble-Wobble castle with me. He Fisher-Priced me.
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Fisher Long is a really cool guy who has very nice hair. He is probably gay, but he doesn't like labels. If you tear down his "cool guy" attitude and mountain of hair gel, you'll find out that he's just a cute dork with an adorable laugh. He's so kind, even though around his friends he acts very rude. But when you get down to it, he's so sweet, and so nice to be around. He's got everyone falling in love with him but he doesn't notice.
Damn, that guy is such a Fisher Long
Can you believe how much of a Fisher Long he is?
How does someone ask a Fisher Long out?
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An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
a foggot ass, haole prick who gave up a perfect girl for some ratchet ass hoe .
Your Caleb Fisher!
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One of the scariest places for 11-14 year olds. A prison that you spend 6 hours a day, 5 times a week, for 3 years in. The main purpose is to force you to learn things you will never use later in life, which includes but is not limited to: Math, Science, History, English, your elective, and P.E. The assistant principals torture the kids and do ridiculous rules like banning water bottle flipping, and dabbing. Apparently, everything is a safety hazard, and "Safety is numero uno" --Claire Vickers.
Today I said hi to a random girl --student
That's a safety hazard, you could scare her --Claire Vickers, assistant principal at fisher middle school
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To over-simplify the explanation of something so that the ding bats, in your place of business, can understand the topic, idea or concept of what you wish to convey.
The operator taking Jay's phone order explained that there was an additional charge of $10.95 for shipping and handling. "I don't understand why you want to charge me $22.95 if the price on the TV says $12.00, said Jay". The operator had to fisher price it up and explain to him. "You see sir, the product is here with me. You want it to be there with you. We need to pay someone to bring it to you."
The act of holding a victim under the bed covers while wearing a soaked (preferably morning soakies) diaper.
Tufties passed out as Puddles (Ein) McKitten Squish pulled her under the covers for a Fisher Price Oven.
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